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Brazilian Cuss words are AWESOME and don't always have a direct English traslation

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Brazilian champ (Jose Aldo) on the left is one of my favorite MMA fighters. The guy on the right (Connor McGregor) swiped his belt during a press conference. The translator on TV thought Aldo was calling him an a**hole and and son of b&tch...NOPE! Jose Aldo Brazilian Cuss Words

Aldo was pretty pissed and kept repeating "Você é um otário. Zé buceta. Vai tomar no meio do seu cu. Filho da puta. Arrombado"

 "Otário" means loser and sucker.  This is the only family friendly thing Aldo said. The rest are things you just don't hear from a Brazilian that is at least a little bit happy to see you.


  • "Vai tomar no meio do seu cu" = Go f*&k yourself right in the middle of your as*hole. The explicit location given makes me giggle.

 The eloquence, color, and beauty of the Latin based language is broken down further.



  • "Filho da puta" = SOB - much bigger deal here in Brazil than US...serious fighting words
  • "Zé Buceta" = Pus*y Joe...they don't all make sense
  • "Vai tomar no meio do seu cu" = Go f*&k yourself right in the middle of your as*hole. The explicit location given makes me giggle.
  • "Arrombado" (personal fav)= One word, but means your butthole has seen so many penises that it just can't function straight anymore. It's like a gapped anus or something. And man, that really is offensive here in Brazil.


scroll to 9m and 14s for the good stuff




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